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Good morning All.

Bit of a change this morning, thought I’d do an experiment to see how mental music on the tube affected the outlook of a not so young man with multiple ‘personality disturbances’, particularly his ability to do menial tasks that some other loser should be doing. Skipped over The Deftones collection, Ultraspank and Body Count straight to Rage. Loaded up MP3 and cranked the volume. Metroplolitan to Baker Street, bloody signals at some place called Farringdon ? Mayhem at Baker Street, mayhem in CD’s head.

Look out for the metro news on Monday. **** Office Worker Kills 5 after listening to mental music****. Upon arrival at his workplace in SW1, an office worker David Camp 45 of Uxbridge, Middlesex went into a rage when quizzed about his attitude. An altercation subsequently developed and Mr Camp was heard to say ‘Fnck you I won’t do what you tell me’ repeatedly before slaying his Boss. He went into a further rage when the IT director intervened screaming ‘Burn burn yes you’re gonna burn’.

He then turned his attention to company secretary Miss Littlehand taking her hostage, ‘They say jump you say how high, if we don’t take action now we’ll settle for nothing later’. He then shot a security guard, ‘yeah what about that fnckre, why stand on a silent platform, fight the war, fnch the norm’. A witness called the police ‘I think I heard, I think I heard 5 shots’.

When police arrived Mr Camp was surrounded by 5 bodies screaming, ‘Wake up’ and holding Miss Littlehands hands. Colleagues were lost for words, he was such a nice boy.

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