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Good Afternoon People.

Sundays are a bit dull aren’t they? Apart from the things you’ve got to do like a bit of hunting in the soil for wrigglers what else is there? No vodka left so had to use gin with the tabasco - "a bloody depressing Mary", I feel another 'personality disturbance' ahead tomorrow.

Highlight of the morning was the Jehovah’s witnesses delivering the ‘New world translation of the holy scriptures’, the one I ordered last week. Nice guys but wouldn’t come in for a coffee. My new friends suggest I start with the word according to John. It’s right at the back so they must think I’m advanced material. They said they would come back in a few months, I said next week would be fine. “In the beginning …”, piece of piss.

I spoke with the Mum of the 21st birthday boy, she was telling me of her conversation with the stripagram company. Wait a minute, Mums – stripagram – Mums – errr strip – Mum – agram – errr - errr, no cannot comprehend that. I wish she had been my mates Mum when I was about 21, Here’s to you Mrs ‘birthday boys Mum’.

“Would you like topless”, Mum would have to think about that. “The girl has only got little ones”, M : ahh OK then. I’m gonna have to ring me one of these places, “… only little ones” : CD – Look love unless it’s at least 3 little ones there’s no way I’m gonna deprive my boy. Mum : No oil, no marsh mellows, no whips – I ask you what is she gonna do then surprise us all with a third and hopefully fourth one? I love little ones, I certainly don’t want mine to get any bigger – well maybe just one of them would be nice.

“All things came into existence through him”, who John? I need to get me a serious version of this thing, clarity is not too much to ask is it? Do the witnesses do mid-week deliveries?

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