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Happy Fathers Day ‘Camp’ers.

Aren’t MP3’s fab but there’s no way you can get as many tracks on as they claim, unless of course it’s the Ramones “It’s good to be back in England and it’s good to see y’all again, take it to them, 1234, hey ho let’s go…”.

Friday I got banned from Ch4 forums for making a joke about live 8. Hey Sir Bob nor I ate the pies. Just means for the latest on drunken worms and small hand thingies the lazy shits that inhabit Ch4 fetish forums will have to hang out here. Someone said register again, but infamy is the real reason I got IP address blacklisted. Trog Troll extraordinaire is a lonely path to walk.

I’ve changed my view on brain contents regeneration, at my time of life with a serious history of abuse it’s my only hope. And all those sore vital organs are enough to drive you to jog to church, apart from the lungs being sore too. I was married for many years, I knew it was time to get out when God began running around the veins of her rather large hands, that and having to explain my need to visit the Dilly so often.

No signs of the dyke alter-ego since Friday, Rosie it seems – primary ‘personality disturbance’ of the Aaron Stampler kind. “ 42, 39, 56 you can say she’s got it all”. She’s all I have “We’re a happy Family, …., Daddy likes men”. No Fathers day cards, 1 birthday card few months ago, boy have I pissed everyone off.

Yesterday, I did my usual Saturday thing of running around a cricket field whilst topping up my second degree burns. “All the girls gonna laugh at me, I’m a teenage lobotomy”.

Lyrics of other ‘It’s Alive – Ramones’ songs that influenced my immature wrigglers: “Pt boat for Havana, you can make a livin’ by picking the banana”, “You gotta keep repeatin’ for the hopin’ cretin”, “First rule is the love of Germany, 2-be nice to mommy, 3-don’t to talk to commies, 4th rule is eat cold salamis”, “Well listen, I don’t Care”, “We’re all making fortunes selling Daddy’s dope” - “We’d like to thank you all for coming, Goodnight”. I never had a chance did I, saw them at Rock city Nottingham, the greatest ever live gig. Also DeMontfort hall the night after the Clash, superb.

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