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Good morning ‘Camp’ers.

More alternative looks at the tube population characteristics and the fab news as provided by the metro. Some jokes ‘with’ certain minorities and some risqué alternative interpretations of life. I’m perky this morning, I think it’s the ‘Massive R&B’ poster girl that has done it. She could definitely cure one of my ‘PD’s.

They didn’t find the Mongolian death worm http://www.cfz.org.uk. Looks like a wiggly cartso, there’s plenty of those worm thingies around Old Compton Street I can tell you. A’levels will be history in ten years (Q & C Authority), don’t bother getting rid of them just rename them O’levels.

Row over racist heart attack drug, heart failure is x2 in Blacks vs Whites. What isn’t ‘racist’ these days? ‘I demand compo, that doctor saving my black ass gave me a racist chemical entity’.

I’ve been travelling into London too long, same woman sat opposite me today. Drab clothes, no ring, saggy willets. She might just be my stalker or she just likes the tschh, tschh, tschh coming from my MP3. Lot of sniffing action this morning me included, unfortunately it does not protect against Garlic Breath getting on at Rayners Lane. Indian omi, he’ll never need a racist drug. Drab stalkers paper touches mine, I’m either in or she wants me to skip track.

Culkin guilty of possessing drugs, 1 year suspended sentence. Start them on the Jesus juice early and look where it leads. Teri Desperate is heading for the UK Gay clubs, ‘we love her, she loves us’. I don’t think she would if she knew what I do during D Wives.

4 Black boys get MBE’s for running 100m’s. Good looking boys but there are some lush white boys too. Is it fair, can we have a token white boy – would spoil the pictures though? Based on my experience of seeing plenty of quick moving white boys avoiding black cabs, I think the CRE should look into purchasing a black cab for the training ground.

Brian Taylor, a habitual petrol sniffer broke an order that banned him from every ASDA forecourt in Britain. In Aboriginal towns it’s apparently a big problem. How long before we hear the didgeridoo around petrol forecourts? Page 11 pic of Dominatrix, I barely looked at her lips or hands, nice bits in between boys! All you Mathews and Claires, go by some premium bonds. Lucky bastards.

A bloke found a way of changing the recorded message on a customer service help line. It involved ‘Just f*** off and leave us alone, get a life’. Quite funny but a missed opportunity what about ‘Bi-sexual man seeks molestation of any kind, call 0207 XXXXXX’. Warning on female hormones in rivers. I have a steam at the bottom of my garden that I dance naked by the moon light in. Explains a lot. Finaly, new words like Chavish and Chavtastic have been added to Collins. What was wrong with Fantabulosa?

Not much people observation today so I went up and down the Baker Street escalators a few times. Good to see thingies from all angles don’t you think?

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