London Elections

So Boris did it, good man.  Been a bit lazy/busy doing other stuff.  I've spent much time trying to out think pigeons and squirrels.  Heath Robinson has nothing on me and my now pest free, erstwhile plagued, vegetable patch.

On my TV, Hilary Clinton peaking in Beijing. What's she talking about, looking rough? Actually she’s well past her peak, some would say hollow jowled. Since Bill went for a younger model she’s been practicing hard no doubt. I should just state I never had sexual relations with that woman. Well you couldn’t could you, unless that is you closed your eyes and thought about young Hilary 20 years ago. Monica Lewinsky, Monica, Monica Lewinsky, Lewinsky, Monica, Monica, Monica, Lewinsky, you are surely not going to simply repeat that womans name over and over are you Dave? Are you obsessed man? Can I just say that I never had sexual relations with that woman, I’m not a leading figure on the world stage, although an absolute genius I am not in Bills league and unlike Bill I have a foxy wife and a bevy of beauties who follow me around because I’m infamous.

Blackpool 1 Birmingham 0.  I spent a lovely afternoon a couple of years ago watching Blackpool 3 Cardiff 2. Mrs Dave spent the second half asleep due to elevated blood champagne.  Club Wembley is fab.

Had my birthday, home made curry with my son and his lovely girl.  Simple things are truly the best.

Saw Andy Parsons recently, supported by Otis Canneloni (spelling?).  Otis was absolutely fabulous, one of the funniest guys I've recently seen. Seems the audience all thought the same.  Andy was great. 

New feature I'm going to linky fab tunes that will change your life.  Don't crank them up in the car when you're wife is with you.  History has showned that their disposition is not compatible with mental noise.  First is Passenger, Deftones (featuring some dude out of Tool/Perfect Circle). Skip the add. The next is Wish, Nine Inch Nails.  I noticed that the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo had Reznor music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7ySTHsCf0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfxD60rV9k

Saw the NIN video first when I lived in Belgium mid 90's, amazing stuff. Back to the tube days I used to site Dream Theater often, the following link is to Change of Seasons. Carpe Diem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlWpv958Uk

Awaiting the Witnesses for a chat.

David